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You Can’t Fire Me Because I Quit

September 29, 2010

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My shrink is breaking up with me. It stings. I’ve had four shrinks in the last ten years.  I retained the first, an older woman named Mrs. Smith, when my mother divorced my stepfather and I was forced to realize that if she thought he was a dick, too, then all our suffering had been […]

Wedding Weekend 4: Tick-Tock Edition

September 28, 2010

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I spent the weekend in the Pennsylvania countryside, toasting the wedding of a boy whose diapers I clearly remember changing. It was a family wedding, replete with in-laws and outlaws and people barely speaking to each other and new significant others who must be incorporated.   For all that, it was lovely, probably the nicest […]

I Walk the Line

September 23, 2010

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My overwhelming thought when I saw Walk the Line, the story of Johnny Cash’s career, his self-destructive lifestyle, and how the love of a good woman saved him, was Women like me do not need to see stories like this. We already can–and have–and do– waste good years of our lives convinced that the sunshine […]

Reasons American Civilization Will Fail, Part 1

September 19, 2010

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1.  Cheese History A few years ago I made one of my regular trips to my happy place, Cheesetique.  It smells like either adolescent feet or your ideal Parisian courtyard in there, depending on your perspective.  After quite a bit of sampling (What do you have that’s ripe right now?) I was paying for my […]

I Read Craigslist So You Don’t Have To, Part 2

September 16, 2010

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Why are women so submissive? – 36 Date: 2010-09-16, 9:28AM EDT Reply To This Post I need a gal that’s the opposite of what today’s women seem to be.. a true woman in the mold of the Amazons lol not so much talking about s&m/domme type stuff but just a woman that wont always just […]

NoNoTalkMo

September 13, 2010

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One fascinating facet of my personality that I haven’t discussed here is that I am something of a book fanatic.  When I was a kid I never went anywhere without a book, to the point that when I got my driver’s license I did not know the way to my best friend’s house because I […]

Your Guide to Online Dating Part 2: Sights on Sites

September 6, 2010

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See Part 1. Decoding the Email Address The bad thing about online dating is that it has to begin online, and the first thing you learn is that there are a million ways to conceal things in this medium.  The second thing is that men are liars.  (Maybe women are, too; I don’t date them…no, […]